BEWARE OF FOOLS GOLD!

Poor old Brett thought he hit the jackpot when he discovered what appeared to be a shiny gold nugget nestled in the dry riverbed between devils gulch and blister bend.

On closer inspection he found this was no gold nugget, but in fact a ripe yellow chili pepper. Low on water but high on hunger he decided to risk it all and take a bite of the tempting pepper.

Bad move; the habanero pepper tore through his gullet and pitched him into a fever dream that spiraled into devilish nightmare.

He would have been vulture feed if it wasn’t for his trusty donkey, Peaches, who drug his lifeless body to a nearby slot canyon where he recovered days later.

Be carful when dabbling this tasty habanero peach hot sauce, it may leave you red in the face and digging for water.